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1 :maji:2008/06/17(Tue) 11:43:45 ID:5yWTwXW40
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=cream+bun&fr=yfp-t-501&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8
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2 :maji:2008/06/17(Tue) 16:33:23 ID:DVqyDiKY0
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE BORED AS FUCK ON A MONDAY NIGHT! WE'RE GETTING OUR LULZ OVER AT LOLWUT TV!

http://www.wutchan.org/lolwuttv/index.htm

RIGHT NOW IT'S RANDOM INSANITY AND EPISODES OF 12 OZ MOUSE!

AFTER THAT: ???

PROFIT!

3 :maji:2008/06/19(Thu) 03:54:27 ID:6ybgChWf0
After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

4 :maji:2008/06/19(Thu) 18:37:48 ID:6ybgChWf0
And moot knew 2chan, and he conceived of 4chan.
He worked long in his labor and soon there came to be users, and free porn, and it was good.
But as his disciples grew in number, moot found it harder to find time to manage 4chan and still visit his mexican prostitutes, and so he sired W.T.
Snacks on a Mexican loli.
And then came to the lands of /b/ one known as Soviet Russia, the masses of /b/ saw that his stupidity matched and exceeded their own, and they hailed him their messiah.
Snacks grew jealous of the gynormous size of Soviet Russia's e-PENIS and so it was that in the dead of night Soviet Russia was banned.
And moot returned from Mexico and said unto Snacks,
Where is Soviet Russia? The /b/tards are whining. And Snacks said unto moot: I know definitely.
Am I thy forum's keeper? And moot spake unto him in a voice definitely unlike the wheeze of an asthmatic: Yes.
And so W.T. Snacks was cursed to wander the lands of /b/ from which he had banned Soviet Russia.
And Snacks said unto moot, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
Behold, thou hast driven me into /b/ that I would moderate it and all the /b/tards will annoy the hell out of me.
And moot said unto him, Therefor whosoever annoyth Snacks, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.
And moot set a mark upon Snacks, lest any finding him should annoy him.
And Snacks went from the presence of moot to dwell in the land of /b/

5 :maji:2008/06/25(Wed) 22:17:53 ID:2wSOFYXN0


"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."

"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.

In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.

None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."

"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm

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