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Added G8 Hokkaido Toyako Summit Memorial Menu!!

1 :hokkaido.maido3.com:2008/06/11(Wed) 22:15:17 ID:EgXiodcU0
http://hokkaido.maido3.com/goods/food1/We introduce a restaurant which provides Toyako Summit Memorial Menu. This is the best meal as the word Summit also stands for "crest".

2 :maji:2008/06/12(Thu) 20:48:45 ID:ek7ikd590
Some of you may recall the strange affair of Darth Chauncey.

Well, in continuation of the saga, tonight I went out to dinner, and as i left my apartment, I found another toad outside of my apartment.
Not wanting this visitor to be eaten by a feral cat, I took him in, put him in Chauncey's tank and fed him some crix.

I left for dinner, and upon my return, found another toad sitting outside of my front door.

I was confused for a second and brought it in, placing it in the tank. Then i counted them and saw that there were indeed, 3 toads in chauncey's home.

Now I have to figure out what to do with them.

Rules:
1. No harming them. Historically Chauncey has earned his right to live, and the visitors by extension.
2. Not putting him in my mouth or ass (they're venomous)
3. No damaging my apartment with him (smearing him into the carpet, etc)

3 :maji:2008/06/19(Thu) 18:55:03 ID:6ybgChWf0
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come;
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us n-ot into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot,
the Raptor, and the Holy server.
Amen.

4 :maji:2008/06/20(Fri) 02:29:39 ID:dneATtVf0
Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.

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