- 1 ：maji：2008/06/11(Wed) 04:39:25 ID:euAzBianO
- 2 ：maji：2008/06/11(Wed) 11:46:50 ID:xr2gLaKK0
- Takanohana-oyakata have got 2!!
- 3 ：maji：2008/06/12(Thu) 20:45:10 ID:ek7ikd590
My girlfriend broke up with me two days ago and im having a hard time getting over it and need some advice. I had been with her for five months, she was my first proper girlfriend and the girl i lost my virginy to.
tl;dr Tips on dealing with a breakup.
Pic related, its her.
also, inb4 an hero, tits or gtfo, barrel roll ect.
- 4 ：maji：2008/06/19(Thu) 03:53:23 ID:6ybgChWf0
- After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.
"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."
"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."
- 5 ：maji：2008/06/20(Fri) 02:29:18 ID:dneATtVf0
- Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.
- 6 ：maji：2008/06/25(Wed) 22:18:34 ID:2wSOFYXN0
"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."
"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.
In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.
None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."
"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."
- 7 ：maji：2008/06/26(Thu) 19:19:56 ID:NF1t9o7k0
2CH BBS Come under Attaked!! From Net Terolist "Soukagakkai Boh ♦xIbVusqPEM"
He is Japanese "Keijiban Arashi"
"Soukagakkai Boh ♦xIbVusqPEM" Thread
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