when i return the 1 month latar
- 1 ：maji：2008/06/09(Mon) 02:50:53 ID:862RkPAn0
- i dont forget this thread i hope so
- 2 ：maji：2008/06/12(Thu) 20:54:00 ID:ek7ikd590
- On my youth, I was one of the first pushers and dealers of Anime,
when it was underground. By 97 I had most of my class and part of my school into it.
I like to think all my hard work back then helped make this world a more depressing place,
where people hate even the things they do for fun, by pushing this, the shittiest of hobbies.
And I want that on my tombstone.
- 3 ：maji：2008/06/19(Thu) 03:52:01 ID:6ybgChWf0
- After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.
"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."
"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."
- 4 ：maji：2008/06/20(Fri) 02:27:56 ID:dneATtVf0
- Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.
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