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i am a pen

1 :maji:2008/05/07(水) 22:09:15 ID:oQoC7K4H0
fack you

2 :maji:2008/05/07(水) 22:11:16 ID:NVuODaLP0
then.... i am a eraser

3 :maji:2008/05/07(水) 22:17:54 ID:AoVL36++0 ?S★(533333)
konbanha

4 :maji:2008/05/07(水) 23:27:17 ID:jeoY9e6A0
me too

5 :maji:2008/05/08(木) 12:36:47 ID:YTbugogbO
A

6 : 株価【---】 :2008/05/08(木) 15:53:45 ID:Et71U5D4O ?DIA(166666)
be toka

7 : 株主【dejima:0/0=0(%)】 :2008/05/08(木) 15:54:59 ID:Et71U5D4O ?DIA(166666)
moikkai!

8 :maji:2008/05/11(Sun) 23:18:15 ID:dWsw75txO
yes, i am.

9 :maji:2008/05/13(Tue) 01:55:53 ID:tZYM2iyL0
is this a pen in your pants?

10 :maji:2008/05/13(Tue) 15:55:03 ID:GQhFKCf/O
Yes,Pen is.

11 :maji:2008/05/13(Tue) 16:32:03 ID:SPePUOzW0
No. that is Tom

12 :maji:2008/05/13(Tue) 16:32:44 ID:UdZZdE450
What, a horizontal board.

13 :maji:2008/05/13(Tue) 21:46:55 ID:u4v4VjPSO
OH

14 :maji:2008/05/14(Wed) 23:36:57 ID:KnO3HudaO
I've always wanted to be a pen

15 :maji:2008/05/15(Thu) 00:33:37 ID:Qw7cwru/0
Hanako: Is this a pen?

Miroshnichenkovic: No this is cap. Don't touch this.

16 :maji:2008/05/15(Thu) 05:09:58 ID:idYNYHBBO
This was a pen.

17 :maji:2008/05/15(Thu) 08:12:16 ID:lvkfnBBpO
Do you know this joke?
In winter,I play wiener sports.I grab the stick and rub it again and again.Then white liquid spring.


18 :maji:2008/05/15(Thu) 10:37:59 ID:YjGN8ZXu0
what's this?

19 :maji:2008/05/15(Thu) 13:20:23 ID:0hsSpe1RO
are

20 :maji:2008/05/15(Thu) 13:52:32 ID:2RSn7e170
What is this BBS?

21 :maji:2008/05/15(Thu) 21:37:45 ID:uyo0BAWhO
nice.bort

22 :maji:2008/05/16(Fri) 01:55:11 ID:OfZa4gLq0
i'm a pen that is in my brain.

23 :maji:2008/05/18(Sun) 23:02:46 ID:g29IbHLA0
oh my got

24 :maji:2008/05/18(Sun) 23:03:41 ID:iwMh3lJu0
Can i use Hiragana?

25 :maji:2008/05/18(Sun) 23:48:23 ID:3NfOhGTPO
>>24
No thank you.

26 :maji:2008/05/19(Mon) 03:08:52 ID:QbvzLdja0
oh my dog!

27 :maji:2008/05/19(Mon) 03:59:11 ID:sfTBBW5p0
ochinchin

28 :maji:2008/05/19(Mon) 14:49:19 ID:H3lWbsI+0
No, it is tom.

29 :maji:2008/05/20(Tue) 02:35:43 ID:L7iH5/dK0
Am I pen ?

30 :maji:2008/05/20(Tue) 12:27:59 ID:DDLhSe5MO
I was a pen.

31 :maji:2008/05/21(Wed) 04:45:36 ID:ognTr4ntO
I did a pen.

32 :maji:2008/05/21(Wed) 07:58:38 ID:7osLN9J3O
I shall be a pen.

33 :maji:2008/05/21(Wed) 23:27:52 ID:zjJvXwvB0
NOT ONLY US BUT ALSO YOU

34 :maji:2008/05/24(Sat) 21:38:10 ID:RN7hQrTVO
Ramen Tsukemen I am SEMEN!!
YOU UNDERSTAN'?

35 :maji:2008/05/25(Sun) 00:13:33 ID:E9kGCdHmO
DICK MY SUCK

36 :maji:2008/05/25(Sun) 17:39:57 ID:dgxa8yGIO
test man come here

37 :maji:2008/05/29(Thu) 23:22:01 ID:5TXYYJFh0
Yes,I pen.

38 :maji:2008/05/31(Sat) 15:08:04 ID:cJUv08JB0
Take back your penis

39 :maji:2008/06/01(Sun) 14:29:36 ID:S/NVEC8S0
Jami

40 :maji:2008/06/01(Sun) 18:36:32 ID:vp40NHJ/O
Shall we pen?

41 :maji:2008/06/03(Tue) 03:04:39 ID:LHjgTfDx0
i am japenese

42 :maji:2008/06/03(Tue) 10:10:21 ID:lxVYNgg+O
It is so right.

43 :Shuberuto no serenade:2008/06/03(Tue) 11:57:38 ID:pDFhI9kk0
Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe
Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi
Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage
Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso

Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori
Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu
Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami
Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi

Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru
Waga kokoro sawageri
Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi

44 :maji:2008/06/03(Tue) 13:34:02 ID:/cqmRuUmO
Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese.
Corea was zapanese mince for eat.

45 :maji:2008/06/03(Tue) 21:35:24 ID:N3sGasro0
Pen test?

46 :maji:2008/06/06(Fri) 23:24:37 ID:A0e796O2O
i am jam

47 :maji:2008/06/08(Sun) 16:19:55 ID:6A+DCW4y0 ?2BP(0)
Test a pen

48 :maji:2008/06/09(Mon) 00:55:03 ID:ugytyD9f0
give me back my pen

49 :maji:2008/06/09(Mon) 01:02:55 ID:ugytyD9f0
guess what?

yur just a pencil

50 :maji:2008/06/09(Mon) 01:08:45 ID:YJSET4eAO
Are you pen?
no, I am sam

51 :maji:2008/06/09(Mon) 01:38:58 ID:AaHCb0y6O
I have very Nancy.

52 :maji:2008/06/12(Thu) 20:39:35 ID:ek7ikd590
There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?

Answer: Three.

There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.

53 :maji:2008/06/17(Tue) 16:29:04 ID:DVqyDiKY0
So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself...
so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this?
And has any other anon ever done something like this?

54 :maji:2008/06/19(Thu) 03:51:40 ID:6ybgChWf0
After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

55 :maji:2008/06/20(Fri) 02:27:36 ID:dneATtVf0
Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.

56 :maji:2008/06/20(Fri) 17:46:49 ID:3ZiwzQCMO
my name is pen!

57 :maji:2008/06/21(Sat) 15:11:12 ID:PEXRIIC30
Oh,really?!
My name Pen,too.

58 :maji:2008/06/25(Wed) 22:18:56 ID:2wSOFYXN0


"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."

"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.

In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.

None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."

"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm

59 :maji:2008/06/27(Fri) 21:42:09 ID:ILr7j60c0


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html

The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.

But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.

In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.

As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

60 :American Unko:2008/06/30(Mon) 00:14:34 ID:7752uPFc0
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61 :maji:2008/06/30(Mon) 03:34:56 ID:t1p3JZPr0
Penis ochinchin

62 :maji:2008/06/30(Mon) 10:27:31 ID:ctkBB9/00
>>57
My name IS Pen, too.

63 :maji:2008/06/30(Mon) 11:29:04 ID:K0MrGIay0
>>62
I knew a guy whose name was Pen, once...
Tell me, what's the general area you live in?

64 :maji:2008/06/30(Mon) 12:38:19 ID:ctkBB9/00
>>63
New Jersey.
My name isn't actually Pen, I was just correcting him...

65 :Pen desu:2008/06/30(Mon) 18:46:52 ID:vXhTJHa00
Good, gooder.... Goodest name!

66 :maji:2008/07/05(Sat) 02:39:40 ID:OauZaPdg0
>>1
you are kasima antlers boy?!

get out penis boys!!!!!!!!!

67 :American Unko:2008/07/08(Tue) 00:09:48 ID:Pyi/yiPE0
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68 :maji:2008/07/08(Tue) 21:46:08 ID:Xh/WG6tU0
I was robbed by two men

69 :Nancy:2008/07/27(Sun) 09:08:27 ID:m2M1bOwJ0
Hello,I am Nancy Brown.

70 :maji:2008/07/27(Sun) 17:19:07 ID:aWCzDLh20
If I get over 740score on(at?/of?) TOEIC,
My company give me some cash,
So I want to study English here....

Please TENSAKU.

71 :maji:2008/07/27(Sun) 18:36:58 ID:lsnnts6r0
>>70
If I score higher than 740 on the TOEIC, my company will give me some cash.
I want to study English here. (you might want to replace here with the place)

72 :maji:2008/07/27(Sun) 22:37:51 ID:aWCzDLh20
>>71
Very Thanks.

Now I am studying English only nintendoDS "EIGODUKE". w



73 :maji:2008/07/28(Mon) 05:17:55 ID:7czymcVo0
>>72
You're welcome.

Thank you very much.
Now I am studying English on Eigoduke for the Nintendo DS. lol

74 :maji:2008/07/28(Mon) 09:14:15 ID:zDcdQqn60
penis

75 :maji:2008/07/28(Mon) 20:42:51 ID:oqGFLdShO
AKTJD

76 :maji:2008/07/29(Tue) 03:43:22 ID:irifG8e/0
ERROR: shin tatekono host dewa, shibara thread ga tate raremasen
matano kikai ni douzo.

What does this mean?
Sorry if my spacing is faulty.

77 :maji:2008/07/29(Tue) 06:49:53 ID:ezblRhI60
>>76
Are you trying to post a new thread? I get an error message when I try to post new threads. So damn annoying.

78 :maji:2008/07/29(Tue) 06:59:01 ID:irifG8e/0
>>77
Yes, I'm trying to post a new thread; what does that error message mean?

79 :maji:2008/07/29(Tue) 11:14:47 ID:ezblRhI60
>>78
I don't know. I'd like to know the answer, too.

80 :maji:2008/07/29(Tue) 11:30:48 ID:tLnRxgO30
>>78
2ch prevent a mass thread post by the same person.
Therefore a thread post is not possible with the same host in succession.
Please try it after the days passed for a while.

81 :maji:2008/07/29(Tue) 13:11:27 ID:irifG8e/0
>>80
This is strange.
The last time I made a thread was a month ago.
Or, does the "timer" restart with each attempt...?

82 :maji:2008/07/30(Wed) 00:42:44 ID:AcnV98X+0
two fucker or die!!!!!!!!!!

83 :American Unko:2008/07/30(Wed) 01:49:55 ID:7oVj5vgd0
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84 :kintama:2008/07/30(Wed) 22:29:41 ID:wzhT69HD0
http://www4.himitsukichi.info/up/selfmade/1212678625/1216820847.gif



85 :maji:2008/07/31(Thu) 14:51:41 ID:pT5lUoaK0
>>82
CUNT !

86 :maji:2008/08/06(Wed) 18:59:29 ID:zgtnjkl00
You should really take it to babelfish. It means that one of your lines is too long. Solution? Add line breaks.

87 :maji:2008/08/23(Sat) 17:50:33 ID:PHp5Jf9I0
i am a penis.
ole wa chinko da.

88 :maji:2008/09/06(Sat) 13:01:00 ID:AZkNg6T90
Yes its not so very old name.
everyone known

89 :maji:2008/09/07(Sun) 00:02:01 ID:iM6a64dd0
>>84
FOREVER HAPPY STRONG THIGH

90 :maji:2008/09/07(Sun) 11:21:50 ID:kxQ/vSt30
Doesn't the browser already wrap text for me?



91 :maji:2008/09/07(Sun) 15:09:47 ID:R0aGhr0/0
mou... nani kono sure

92 :maji:2008/09/10(Wed) 07:07:07 ID:zvuV5HmlO
>>91 is unko

93 :maji:2008/09/13(Sat) 02:08:38 ID:zg37zJpSO
This is a pen.
And U.S.A
and dejima.
and ....



FACK YOU

94 :maji:2008/09/14(Sun) 05:58:25 ID:r8s5d30Y0
majidejima majidejima

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